24 April 2007

Addendum to "Saturday Night Living"

Last night, we're on the couch, Amy and me. (Ya think I should just rename this blog "On The Couch?")

Amy says: "Was the other night alright?"

I say: "What does that mean? 'Alright?'"

Amy: "I mean, did you have a good time?"

Me: "I loved it. I loved the fact that you were the one who wanted to watch porn. [Amy lets out an embarrassed giggle.] I loved watching you and playing with you. It was fun."

Amy: "Okay."

Me: "I mean, I know you weren't really into it. [She seems surprised, as if she's been 'caught.'] It's fine. We don't always have to be teeming with passion. I hope it was fun for you."

Amy: "Yeah. It was fun."

So while I was all worried about Amy not really wanting to have sex in the first place, she was simultaneously worried that I wasn't having a good time.

Do you get the sense suddenly that you're reading the blog of a 17-year-old?

So here's my new bumper sticker for this week: "Less Thinking, More Fucking!" It'll go right next to another (real) favorite bumper sticker I saw on a pickup truck once: "What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?"

16 comments:

Gina said...

Denis,
How about my fav bumper sticker "What would Scooby do?" Forget 17, we're talkin 5 yr old. -G
P.S. The hubs and I check in all the time about "The other night". It means your human and still give a Scooby doo.

Gillette said...

Ha...it's always so funny/poignant when we finally communicate and really find out what's going on in the other's head, yes? I get this all the time, mostly with my youngest daughter:

Are you mad at me?
No, I thought you were mad at me.
No, I thought you were mad at me........

PJay said...

What do you mean, What if??

hot & horny housewife said...

Oh, I will order 2 of those bumper stickers please:)

la fille mariée said...

Have been humming the hokey pokey to myself ever since I read this post a few days ago.

Do doo do doo doo doo, do doo do doo doo doo...

Mandy said...

Yeah...I get this all the time. Less so now that I'm becoming more blunt as a person!

Bekah said...

Dude, where'd ya go?

Gina said...

Yea, I'm with bekah...where'd ya go dude?

la fille mariée said...

Denis -- People are worrying, kiddo. Post a comment or something to let everyone know you're okay?

Angela-la-la said...

I've just posted that I hope you're not having a relapse but I did it on the wrong entry. Grr.

I do hope you're not having a flu relapse though.

Anonymous said...

dead?

Penelope said...

Where you been?

Bekah said...

I hope everything is okay.. we miss you and can't wait to read your next post.... that is, if there will be one!

Come back!!!!!

Anonymous said...

My guess....

Wifey found out about Dennis' blog and he won't be posting any more...

Anonymous said...

If that was the case, I think this blog would have been deleted. Whatever the case is, I hope Denis & Amy are well.

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